myfairestkings:

I can handle not having Quick for about 3 months, if the Kings promise to only play Budaj.

you got your wish

deeper-misunderstanding:

I swear if I hear one more server bitch about *only* making 50 bucks in tips I’m gonna flip.

I work for the same pay an hour and I do more than you and I make no tips.

anyways my hairs pink now

bioware-fanatic:

bioware-fanatic:

so i’m watching stranger things rn and honestly? bless this diner guy

why can’t i enjoy nice things

tiredbtw:

ah yes, my train of thought, or as i like to call it, the Anxiety Express

brideake:

Person: can i *show you any physical form of affection*
Me, hasnt been hugged in 20 years: yes please god im starving

letsbpdstuff:

Tbpdfw you Isolate™ but no one notices your absence

depthgrips:

i would like to publicly thank all of the dog walkers out there who walk their dogs for me to see

thank you

airagorncharda:

Can we maybe start calling “feminine hygiene products” just “period products” instead? Cuz like, gendering anatomy is 1) transphobic and 2) dysphoria inducing for lots of trans peeps, and also the whole point of calling it that to begin with is catering to the crusty patriarchy’s period phobia. So lets just… not do that anymore. “Period products” who’s with me

how are we gonna do this?

magnusgear:

image

funkybug:

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

breakfastburritoe:

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

internalscreeching:

“If you eat a lot of dark chocolate, you will soon get used to its natural flavor and prefer it over sugary-sweet artificial milk chocolate” sorry but I can’t even consume one (1) Bitterness Tile without crying

khanos:

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

taurusqueer:

8hy:

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

demons strengthen with numbers